All my adult life I’ve been five foot three,
Not too short, not too tall, which was fine with me.I’ve noticed now when I reach for something I’m on the tip of my toes,
So wherever I work my little stool also goes.Maybe I’m not as tall as I used to be,
Maybe my bones are shrinking, what is happening to me?Lord, remember when Carol came to my place and hemmed all those slacks for me?
So this year should we hem them two inches or three?I’m not worried but I am starting to fidget,
Lord I’ve never been this old before – will I end up a midget?
If you liked this poem, be sure to read my book, Growing Old with Humor, for more!